In preparation of his upcoming Late Show takeover in September, Stephen Colbert is getting down to business. His first order of business? Composing a late-night jingle to rival them all.

Armed with a keyboard and an apparently troublesome oxy habit, Stephen Colbert has crafted a new theme song (see above), and the results are... less than favorable.

Which is weird, since Colbert has always been one of late night's most musical presences.

Maybe Jon Batiste should've handled this one?